no more phone books

DEX has money riding on the distribution of them to attract advertisers-- so they will keep coming.

Opt out of receiving phone books:
DEX: 1-877-243-8339
Yellow Book: 1-800-929-3556 or 1-888-400-5914
Verizon: 1-800-555-4833

I got these numbers from a friend, and I haven't sat down to dial yet. Let me know if you do.

immediately surrender all straightening irons

The decade-long reign of terror that was Friends-induced stick-straight hair? OVER. Style.com is reporting Curls Make a Comeback.
I'm so glad curls are back, because I can create this EPIC '80s style on my own head in 1.5 seconds:
I am not kidding.